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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across.. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure […]”

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asgard’s next top model

Look how happy Fandral looks, like he’s totally aware how fabulous they look. 

He probably coordinated this whole scene.

"Sif you and I will be in the middle, cause we’re the most fabulous."

"Do that thing that makes your ponytail swing."

"Come on guys, it’ll feel goofy but it’s gonna look so fuckin’ good."

they’re all about to trip over a bench

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I have accepted that all of my ships are doomed to fail

I’m just not good at shipping things.

My ships based on real people will happen at some point and when whatever they were in together is over, they just aren’t going to get together no matter how perfect I think they might be.

And my fiction based pairings are just never gonna happen. Like at all.

And yet I ship them all anyway.

I dare you to ask me what some of the ships in my armada are.

Filed under theres so many all doomed to fail why me? shipping

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I’m writing a book.

I wasn’t sure about this endeavor at first because who am I to write one? What kind of talent do I posess? But then it hit me. As I’ve been listening to media get worse and worse about body images, and as I’ve been watching everybody fight over the ‘ideal body,’ everything I’d been writing suddenly made sense.

I’d been writing, in a sense, to my 14 year old self. The 14 year old who developed a terrible disorder that would shape the rest of her life, whether she liked it or not.

So for the past few days, I’ve been writing an introduction. And I’ve made the decision that I’m definitely going through with this book. 

I mention Taylor Swift above others because her influence in my journey is so important. There are so many others I could have mentioned, but her song ”Mean’ in particular had to be mentioned because it’s been a real influence in this journey.

So, enjoy my introduction. Feedback would be greatly appreciated. 

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Anonymous asked: You look so gorgeous! I hope you are having fun on your vacation.

Thank you so much! You’re so sweet :)
I actually just got back and hell yeah did I have fun. The Bahamas are gorgeous and the crew of the ship were the nicest people ever.
I hope to do that again at some point in my life.